Is it just me?

Or is this picture freaking hilarous? I love this kid!

Chicks Dig Me

You know it's a gig.

With perks too!

Yeaggghhh! Get this chick off me. Sisters are NOT a perk.

I rock this country thing too. Chicks dig a country boy.

You know, sit back, soak up some rays, chew some grass...

Hey...you guys see any cops?

The mom?

I'm gonna smoke my elephant. Just kidding. It's really a musical instrument.

Hey ya there Sheila! Looking good...lookin' good

Heeeeeeyyyyy! Right back at ya sweet cheeks!

It's not my good looks. Or my wit. Chicks dig me for my brain.

My husband is a farmer. Ok a nurseryman.

Wax begonia

Clivia

Bromeliad

Kalanchoe

Chartaceous Pericarp

Allium tuberosum

Baby Hover-buns

For the first time, I'm sitting outdoors and nobody's holding me! It's the moment I've been waiting for. I've been telling this lady for months that I could go it alone.

Strange...prickly...substrate...
Must...keep...feet...off...ground...

I've just about had it with holding my feet up PEOPLE!

I always thought that my abs were strong, but this is just too much to ask of a guy. How in the heck am I supposed to keep my feet out of this prickly itchy stuff?

I want my mommy!

Oh hello tiger. You don't like this grass stuff either, do you?

My, my, my. I think this grass has aggravated your allergies, your tonsils are enormous!

At this point, the grass has surpassed mere nuisance status.

Hey look over there! A space ship!

Dude! Do you think you could beam me up out of this grass?

My friend Angela!!!! And her kids!!!

Yo yo yo! Check it out! Check it out! Come 'n hang with me and my peeps! Dawg!

(Translation: We had some friends come visit!!!)

Me and My friend Angela! Please ignore my desk clutter.

Mr. J and Mr. B share the ball popper.

Miss A and Miss N, so cute together.

Here we see a serious B pausing his non-stop action to contemplate the ball popper.

A Blood Powered Cell Phone

Would you look at that? It's a cell phone that runs off of your blood. The device actually is connected to a vein and an artery and then the blood runs into and out of a port. It's little "cell" converts glucose and oxygen into energy to power the thing. Did I mention that it's Blue Tooth?

At least I wouldn't lose my phone.

Does this disturb anyone besides me?

Just imagine when this becomes the norm and your kids are begging for a cell phone.

Here's the link if you want the full poop.

We Visit the Zoo, But They Only Want the Playground.

Hey! It's me! In all my frumpy glory.

Ah yes, and the tiger charmer. She plans on moving to Vegas to work with Sigfried and Roy.

Gratuitous daddy shot, to prove that he was there.

Seriously mom, everybody lets their babies crawl around at the zoo. I promise I won't go far.

One of the monkeys has escaped.

Hi Grandma!

New Camera! And A Family Get Together!